Does this Halloween T-Shirt make me Look Retired-FL

Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 65% Cotton, 35% Polyester, Imported, Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat, Wear this awesome retired not expired funny gift t-shirt with pride! We”re not dead yet! Perfect for grandpa, grandma, Dad, Mom, Papi, granddad, grandfather, friend, retirement home gift, senior citizens, nursing home presents, and funny gifts for your act, It”s trick or treat time! Need the perfect Jack o”Lantern horror or Black Bats, Cat, witch, ghost or spooky funny gift. Scare all fancy dress pumpkin teeth face zombie costume people with this scary Halloween shirt!, Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem